why do old people read the bible so much
i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
oh my god
I just wanna cuddle, make out. watch netflix and maybe totally have rough sex
I am guilty of a more monstrous crime. I was born. I lived. I am guilty of being a dwarf. I confess it. And no matter how many times my good father forgave me, I have persisted in my infamy.